Uimire pura cu sofran

– Ai mai calarit pana acum?
– Doar femei.

– Tu ai pus literele acolo sau au venit cu geamantanul?
– Eu am ales combinatia…
– Nu-mi place S T F.
– Pacat, ca mie imi place…

– Esti periculos?
– Ihi. Imi dau ochelarii jos si ma bat ca chioru’

– Ai dat like la Gangstas and Hoes?
– Dap. O sa-ti vorbesc cu whaddup guuurl.
– Fo shizzle.
– Tu poti sa-mi spui Fanizzle.

– De 8 martie vrei sa te tratez ca pe o femeie?
– Daca spun “da”, te rog nu ma trimite in bucatarie sa-ti fac un sandwich..

– Stii cum miroase succesul?
– ?!
– Ca mine!

– Stii ca vine Gimli la noi, la ComicCon?
– Da. Cred ca-mi iau bilet.
– Cine e Gimli?
– :|… Son of Gloin!

– Cred ca ma duc iar la munte in weekend.
– My tallest finger gives you standing ovations.

– Poti sa descrii preparatul?
– Uimire pura. Cu sofran.
– Dupa ce am gustat din el, e apa chioara…
– Cu sofran!

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